okay i have to admit, writing every day about something i am thankful for according to a letter of the alphabet is NOT easy. there are certain letters i am dreading. at the moment i can't even tell you which ones they are. maybe they aren't so scary after all.
so here we are. "g" what is there to be thankful for that starts with a "g"? the most obvious to me is the fact that i am a girl. i definitely don't want to be a boy. there are so many reasons to be thankful for being a girl but there is only one that stands out more than the others. it has nothing to do with the typical girly things like high heels, sparkles, or fishnets, which i love and am thankful i get to partake in.
the best reason for being a girl is that i don't have a penis. seriously guys i don't know how you do this everyday. you seem to be ruled day in and day out by an appendage that has a mind of its own. there isn't any scientific proof that the penis has a brain separate from the one nestled inside the skull, but maybe the research hasn't been completed? naming your penis seems to be a common thing (at least in the movies), so for my purposes today i am going to name the imaginary penis i thankfully don't have, goliath, and share my girl's perspective...
goliath is needy
goliath is easily distracted
goliath can sometimes be shy
goliath needs to be adjusted frequently
i understand that the trade off is having the dreaded period, but fellas this is a once a month occurrence not a daily affair. keeping goliath satisfied seems like a never ending task. yes, i am thankful to be a girl for all its "ups and downs".
2 comments:
You are so silly lol Nice to see a blog post from you though.
thanks greg, but you already knew that. cheers
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