every single woman of every age who has breasts, gargantuan or minuscule, should be wearing a bra. i'm so glad we are not in the burning your bra feminist movement. in my opinion there is nothing comfortable about swinging, bouncing pendulous bosoms.
i am most thankful to my bras. the ugly ones and the pretty ones. the ugly ones provide much needed lift and false volume. the pretty ones entice the fellas to take them off. oh wait, the last statement is false.
this is about i all have to say about bras. maybe i should've come up with some other "b" word to be thankful for like babies, or baboons, or belly dancers, or birthdays, or boys, or baklava. ah who am i kidding, i am not thankful for any of those things, just my bras.
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