drop it like it's hot...

happy valentine's day from the girls!

every few months, i spend some time reconnecting with some of my oldest and dearest friends.  by the time we depart ways i'm so full i feel like i can't swallow because my esophagus is jammed pack, my liver hates me, and my abs have had a full workout, due to laughter, in just 3 short days.  just like every other trip there are some very memorable moments, for this trip i'm going to share my most embarrassing moment of the trip.

red glossy nails for me

 it was saturday morning, we had just started operation: hilly billy to sophistication by getting our nails done, and the three of us were getting dressed to head out for the day. 

skeeter and scooter

my outfit for the day was a pair of jeans, a striped t-shirt, blazer, leopard scarf and boots.  perfect outfit for tooling around downtown portland.  the night before, heath, chopped my hair, updating my look with a saucy set of bangs.  i really do love them.



it was during this dressing myself for the day, where the story really starts.

it was a matching day, red and white polka dot undergarments.  although nobody really sees when you are wearing matching undergarments, i feel a little more on-top-of-my-game when i know it's a matching day.  so, i'm in my skivvies, pull out my skinny jeans and shimmy into them.

i have worn these jeans 800 times, at least.  they are well loved, but they don't have any holes.  they are plain, no striation in the denim, just a nice plain denim which makes a good canvas for any outfit.  seeing as how it is winter, they were a little snug.  i went through my regular steps of stretching out my jeans a bit: zip, button, squat.  during the downward motion of the squat there was a riiip sound.

i paused for just a moment before standing up, both of my lovely friend's heads turned towards me and wouldn't you know it they fell to the floor in laughter.  they dropped to the floor so fast, you would have sworn they had just been shot by some unseen gunman.  as serious as i could be, i simply said, "well i guess i won't be wearing these." and proceeded to take them off.

my winter ass strikes again

in case you are wondering what kind of blow out i had, in one word it was epic. my red and white polka dot boy shorts had bust through the entire ass of my jeans.  i could fit my whole entire noggin through the gaping hole in my jeans. keri, bless her heart, offered up her sewing machine for some quick repair work, but i'm going with these are well past repair. thankfully this mishap happened in keri's living room and not out on the town.

dinner at trifecta

outside of a lovely dress up dinner night, a trip to the wax salon, countless new beers that i tried, a quick and revealing game of question and answer, and some shopping it was your regular girls weekend.





next trip we are hitting the happening town of moses lake.  look out moses, you never know what will happen when the three of us are on the loose. until next time ladies!

it was seriously cold this afternoon